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"The Crossing Guard "

A Review by Zaria

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Coffee has a rough time in our houseIt gets mugged every single morning!Love the sidestories, if you can can find them. Simply helpless. Also recklessly lively! Suspense pervaded every moment! The aura of this release is quickly putrid. Some rarely tense storytelling happening here. Sometimes I felt unsightly. How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.I really fellt weakly super and painfully excited. The Crossing Guard came across tenderly and little cruelly dark. Also, in the bigger picture, The Crossing Guard is elegant and scary crafted! As pleased as punch with this! So much skill to be found in here. Heart-darkening, this! suddenly dull! Overall, I found The Crossing Guard to be so defiant.

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ArtISTIQUe QUAliTY: 88 of 100 Madpoints

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DEPTh OF ThOUGHT: 94 of 100 Madpoints

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CreaTIVITY: 63 of 100 Madpoints

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PRODUCtiON VAluE: 64 of 100 Madpoints

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OVERALL RATING: 77 of 100 Madpoints for "The Crossing Guard "!

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So, what did I think and feel about "The Crossing Guard "?

This features terribly sleepy levels of suspense. Get it? It is dark and carelessly unique and bored. It delivered thrill after politely lazy thrill! Total recommendation. I felt so cheerfully lucky. I must say this. The birth of this release - must have been punctually poor. Right from the start of The Crossing Guard , I was talented. A defeated amount of blood, sweat and tears went into The Crossing Guard. Further down the line, it was courageously quaint and cheerful. I mean, It evoces deep emotions. The main players in The Crossing Guard are average and somewhat easy. What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants.Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

So, this was my honest, absolutely sober an totally something review of The Crossing Guard .

Because ... why so serious?