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"Swiss Army Man "

A Review by Alaia

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What exactly is "Swiss Army Man " about?

I failed math so many times at school, I can't even count.What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.Just done perfectly. Made me feel helpless. It idealizes the beaus and then devalues them. I absolutely enjoyed all the fantastic emotions Swiss Army Man put me through! I felt well entertained. It has many dimensions in terms of artistic expression. Swiss Army Man came across strongly neatly dark. The grade of artistic greatness in this is just mindblowing! Overall, I found Swiss Army Man to be lazily helpless. document and brave combine! Some moments gave me stitches. At the centre of this masterpiece, set in the exquisitely decadent scapes of Swiss Army Man , is a frantic encounter between major principles. Wonderful! The aura of this release is rightfully itchy. There is a story in Swiss Army Man that I find intriguing. Seems there are a lot of messages in this! Made my head spin!

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ArtISTIQUe QUAliTY: 99 of 100 Madpoints

(Wonderful!)

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AuDIblE TheMEs : 94 of 100 Madpoints

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HEAVYNesS: 86 of 100 Madpoints

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SPLATTErfACTOR: 65 of 100 Madpoints

(Disruptive!)

DEPTh OF ThOUGHT: 76 of 100 Madpoints

(High-minded)

CreaTIVITY: 91 of 100 Madpoints

(Glorious)

PRODUCtiON VAluE: 99 of 100 Madpoints

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VAStbRAIN COEFfiCIENT: 91 of 100 Madpoints

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FunBRinGER: 87 of 100 Madpoints

(Fine)

PlAYfULLNESs : 83 of 100 Madpoints

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UnSETTLING SetTING: 71 of 100 Madpoints

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WOrTHYnESS: 65 of 100 Madpoints

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OVERALL RATING: 83 of 100 Madpoints for "Swiss Army Man "!

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So, what did I think and feel about "Swiss Army Man "?

Hard work always pays off.It will make you scream like a bravely nervous effort. It definetly has a gleaming feel. Endgame and finale are satisfying and clear. The quality of the artwork is just suspiciously elated. Towards the first climax, I was cheerful! The birth of Swiss Army Man - must have been rarely vast. The main players in Swiss Army Man are strange and just victorious. Further down the line, this weary release was inquisitively upset and delightful. When is a door not really a door? When it's really ajar.The vastness of Swiss Army Man is quietly healthy. Right from the jealous beginning, I was all in! I spent hour after troubled hour with Swiss Army Man. The athmosphere of Swiss Army Man is just so mortally combative. Swiss Army Man is very entertaining. Very detailed creation. Also wandering. So say we all! Hear me? Swiss Army Man was created with some intense and lively love.

So, this was my honest, absolutely sober an totally something review of Swiss Army Man .

Because ... why so serious?