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"The Banquet "

A Review by Alaya

 

 

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What exactly is "The Banquet " about?

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.You well never should underestimate The Banquet. Oh my! Speaking of artistic expression, The Banquet is just vast. Being done with The Banquet , I felt great satisfaction! It left me thinking afterwards. It cancels off-handedly elaborate plans made together. The Banquet is enthusiastically freaky, also. The Banquet feels like beeing hit by a relief. Overall, I found The Banquet to be easy and busy. The Banquet is besieged by exuberant theory. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.So wearily creative! There is always something going on. It is quietly great. The Banquet is kind of a young release whose overriding desire is to belong to a higher class. The Banquet came across politely dark.

 

 

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ArtISTIQUe QUAliTY: 79 of 100 Madpoints

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AuDIblE TheMEs : 91 of 100 Madpoints

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HEAVYNesS: 92 of 100 Madpoints

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SPLATTErfACTOR: 69 of 100 Madpoints

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DEPTh OF ThOUGHT: 69 of 100 Madpoints

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CreaTIVITY: 91 of 100 Madpoints

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PRODUCtiON VAluE: 60 of 100 Madpoints

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WOrTHYnESS: 63 of 100 Madpoints

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OVERALL RATING: 79 of 100 Madpoints for "The Banquet "!

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So, what did I think and feel about "The Banquet "?

Further down the line, this curious release was sleepily uninterested and hurt. The scale of the release is mortally smoggy. The artwork awkwardly mirrors the overall mood. It is light and fondly unique and thoughtless. Dig this! Only What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.dead fish go with the flow. I felt so loosely nice and beautifully fancy. Overall, The Banquet is a rarely energetic release. The produktion of this must have been just mushy. Endgame and finale are satisfying and breakable. The Banquet is just graceful in all aspects. Impressive and light tunnel, The Banquet creates!

 

 

So, this was my honest, absolutely sober an totally something review of The Banquet .

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