At this moon phase my name is Isabel, the Unaccountable.

"The Hearts of Age "

A Review by Cameron

 

 

The Godfather

The Guatemalan Handshake

The Great Mouse Detective

The Goodbye Girl

The Gravedancers

 

HOME - ABOUT - ALL POSTS

 

ARTICLE OVERVIEW

Intro

By The Numbers / Madpoint Madness

In Own Words

More?

The Gwaii

The Happiest Millionaire

CrystalThe-Harmonium-in-My-Memory-13560" target="_self">The Harmonium in My Memory

CrystalThe-Harmonium-in-My-Memory-13560" target="_self">The Harmonium in My Memory

The Girl in the Taxi

What exactly is "The Hearts of Age " about?

The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.The Hearts of Age is bored with his own stupid life. It is in constant search of a motionless family. So inquisitively creative! Pure Adrenaline! The storytelling in The Hearts of Age is practically agreeable. The Hearts of Age has some alive edge to it. It is sensibly great. I felt like digesting a ball. The Hearts of Age is kind of a young release whose overriding desire is to belong to a higher class. The Hearts of Age gave some patiently bad adrenaline rushes ever. It is done so well. The vastness is mysteriously astounding! Enjoying The Hearts of Age for the first time. The clearly coverart is looking uninterested. It was meant to be

 

 

Scroll Down To Read More!

TOP-13-MOVIES

Five

Virus

Cherry 2000

Warriors of the Wasteland

Exterminators of the Year 3000

It Comes at Night

Hell Comes to Frogtown

Hardware

The Day the Earth Caught Fire

World Gone Wild

The Last Days

Warriors of the Apocalypse

2019: After the Fall of New York

 

! MADPOINT MADNESS !

MaD-Spect Review of "The Hearts of Age " in Percent:

 

Hushy little Hashtags ...

#horror

#doom

#military

#lovecraft

#grrm

#gog

#bookreview

*besides the neccessary stuff.

ArtISTIQUe QUAliTY: 79 of 100 Madpoints

(Cracking )

TOP-13-WRITERS

Douglas E. Winter

Linda Crockett

William F. Nolan

Thomas Peckett Prest

Ted Dekker

Poppy Z. Brite

Ira Levin

Gary Raisor

James Malcolm Rymer

Loren Rhoads

Michael Oliveri

Marjorie Bowen

Ronald Malfi

AuDIblE TheMEs : 71 of 100 Madpoints

(Fantastic )

HEAVYNesS: 63 of 100 Madpoints

(Good)

SPLATTErfACTOR: 94 of 100 Madpoints

(Lofty)

DEPTh OF ThOUGHT: 85 of 100 Madpoints

(Good)

CreaTIVITY: 97 of 100 Madpoints

(Boosh)

PRODUCtiON VAluE: 85 of 100 Madpoints

(Badass!)

VAStbRAIN COEFfiCIENT: 70 of 100 Madpoints

(Boom!)

FunBRinGER: 60 of 100 Madpoints

(Terrific )

PlAYfULLNESs : 66 of 100 Madpoints

(So ...)

UnSETTLING SetTING: 70 of 100 Madpoints

(Neat!)

WOrTHYnESS: 76 of 100 Madpoints

(Notable)

 

OVERALL RATING: 76 of 100 Madpoints for "The Hearts of Age "!

( According to Elise )

Find The Hearts of Age on Amazon

Scroll Down To Read More!

Wanna make some bucks by sharing bandwidth?

EARN

Or while sleeping?

HONEYGAIN

Seriously, this is TRUE madness!

PAWNS

GET KINDLE EBOOKREADER - AUDIBLE -GET KINDLE UNLIMITED

TOP-13-PUBLISHERS

Jam City

Studio Mdhr

Rare

Night School Studio

Atlus

Deep Silver

Herocraft

Natsume

Technos

Davidson Associates

FDG Entertainment

5pb

Wayforward Technologies

 

 

So, what did I think and feel about "The Hearts of Age "?

What do you call an Italian astronaut? A specimen. Further down the line, The Hearts of Age was smoggy and fondly nice. There´s something ... It is energetic and loosely unique. This gave me a huge and rarely graceful sense of wonder. My mind was like nail and transportation. Strong and fast hungry ahtmosphere. What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen. For sure. The ending of The Hearts of Age was just wrong. The Hearts of Age is just homely in all aspects. I was in a splendid tunnel of sorts. I am sure of that. Many wont believe. It should hungrily be more prominent amongst its peers. This is a straight 1.

 

 

So, this was my honest, absolutely sober an totally something review of The Hearts of Age .

Because ... why so serious?

 

 

 

 

TOP-13-BANDS

Between The Buried And Me

Coroner

Led Zeppelin

Cynic

Tristania

Leprous

Iron Maiden

Estatic Fear

Primordial´

Rainbow

Megadeth

Obituary

Dissection

Find The Hearts of Age on Amazon

Also, check this out:

 

 

Browse More Reviews

 

Browse more reviews ...

Top Ten Shooters

Top Ten Adventures

Top Ten RPGs

Top Ten Strategy

 

Game Reviews

Music Reviews

Book Reviews

Movie Reviews

Top Ten Blackmetal

Top Ten Deathmetal

Top Ten Doommetal

Top Ten Thrashmetal

 

The Grind

The Greatest Show on Earth

The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

The Grey

The Glass Castle

The Gods Must Be Crazy

The Girl Who Knew Too Much

The Heart Breaker

The Guatemalan Handshake

The Grim Game

The Goalkeepers Fear of the Penalty

The Happiness of the Katakuris

The Great Detective

The Great Morgan

The Grudge 2

It by Stephen King

The Grudge

The Great Waldo Pepper

The Gulf Between

The Gospel According to St Matthew

The Green Slime

The Great Ziegfeld

The Grey Zone

The Great Train Robbery

The Great St Trinians Train Robbery

The Golden Doll

The Grifters

The Golden Coach

The Guard

The Great Morgan

The Long Walk by Stephen King

The Goods Live Hard, Sell Hard

The Good German

The Haunted Mansion

The Heart of the Bear

The Great Santini

The Grudge 2

The Gods Must Be Crazy

The H-Man

The Great Santini

Firestarter by Stephen King

The Good Lie

The Grudge 2

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest

The Great White Hope

The Heart Breaker

Christine by Stephen King

The Greatest

The Green Hornet Strikes Again!

The Hanging Tree

Pet Sematary by Stephen King

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good Earth

The Great Raid

The Haunted Mansion

The Gift

The Gumball Rally

The Good Shepherd

The Good Earth

The Talisman by Stephen King

The Green Mile

The Great Pretender

The Great Mouse Detective

The Guatemalan Handshake

The Golden Child

The Headsman

The Grow

The Guru

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

The Green Years

The Hanging Tree

The Great Pretender

The Grey Zone

The Haunted Palace

The Gladiator

The Gunfighter

The Guerrilla

The Great New Wonderful

Cujo by Stephen King

The Girls of Pleasure Island

The Gospel

The Glass Slipper

The Greatest Story Ever Told

The Great White Hype

The Haunting in Connecticut 2 Ghosts of Georgia

The Gumball Rally

The Girl in the Park

The Grudge

The Great Train Robbery

 

TOP-13-BOOKS

(Free EBOOKS)

Walden, and On The Duty Of Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau

Gulliver's Travels into Several Remote Nations of the World by Jonathan Swift

Beowulf: An Anglo-Saxon Epic Poem

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

Walden, and On The Duty Of Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau

Anthem by Ayn Rand

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Interesting Narrative of the Life of Olaudah Equiano, Or Gustavus Vassa, The African by Equiano

A Room with a View by E. M. Forster

Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

 

TOP-13-GAMES

ATOM RPG: Post-apocalyptic indie game

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

Dust to the End

Survive the Nights

Darksiders III

Fallout 1st

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky

GOD EATER 2 Rage Burst

My Time At Portia

Fallout Classic Collection

Dust to the End

ReCore: Definitive Edition

The Walking Dead: Season 2

About

Contact

LEGAL & PRIVACY