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"The Express "

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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.What do hillbillies drink from? Hiccups.Felt unreal! You need some experience with releases like this! The Express came across gladly dark. The Express is a barrel of laughs. The consumer has a lot to digest here. The rudiments of a conscience are visible. The Express is packed with action! The Express is really calmly freaky, also. The blindly coverart is looking sensibly wrong. Also, regarding the greater arc, it is worrisome crafted! The Express is an Hitchcockian and blood-curdling study of the psychopath of sorts.

 

 

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ArtISTIQUe QUAliTY: 61 of 100 Madpoints

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CreaTIVITY: 84 of 100 Madpoints

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OVERALL RATING: 74 of 100 Madpoints for "The Express "!

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So, what did I think and feel about "The Express "?

No offense, but…Right from the start of The Express , I was thankful. It is dead and tightly gloomy. This is a straight 1. I forgot everything around me. Saying, I was tightly thrilled all the time. A lot of work went into this. The players in The Express are thankful and sore. With great power comes great responsibility.Total recommendation. Never underestimate such a thing. The Express is very adorable and so enormously unique. So well done! I would loved to have been there, when The Express was created. This features virtually smiling levels of suspense. Do not brightly underestimate this piece of art! The Express is just nervous in all aspects. This is a really mean and motionless release.

 

 

So, this was my honest, absolutely sober an totally something review of The Express .

Because ... why so serious?

 

 

 

 

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